awry Three crooked crows landed in a crooked tree. Conspiratorial; or perhaps just being crows. Carbon black cutouts in an undulating grey, darkening and otherwise featureless sky the middle one chortled or purred, cackling and plotting carefully. The first craned its neck backwards critically calculating my value. Two disparaging caws, and consensus was met. Darkness, motion blurred their silhouettes; three crooked crows left the crooked tree. It was no less crooked without them.